Stupid things I do at 3am

I was just standing on my chair trying to see what Rigby was doing on top of the pile of bags on the top bunk. She apparently decided she wanted to get down, so she was standing with a look of sheer terror in her eyes, trying to figure out how to get down. I was still standing on my chair, my chair that spins and has wheels, so I tried to turn around and step off it.

I did not turn and gracefully step down like I intended to. Rather, I turned and brought the chair down with me, skinned my knee and gave myself a bruise the size of my fist on the back of my calf, just above my ankle.